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Phone and call girl

Thats not me :D The Phone rings,  Tring tring, tring tring… Every time the phone rings, I unfortunately pick it up and the first question that shoots down my ear is “Sushant, Where are you ?” Me: I’m at this red light stuck in a traffic jam. Will be there in a few minutes. The Phone rings again, Tring tring, tring tring… Caller: “Sushant, Where are you?” Poor Me: I’m at another traffic signal and stuck in another traffic jam. Will be there in a few minutes. Tring tring, tring tring… (And now the caller is annoyed) Caller: “Sushant, Where the F$%# are you?” Poor Me: Sorry lady, I’ll be there in a few minutes. TGAIMB (Thing Going around in my brain): I am starting to feel like a call girl. (I can empathize with them) Tring tring, tring tring… Caller: “Sushant, Where the F$%# are you. Are you bloody stuck at the same red light, or is it that your lazy A$$ started late ?” TGAIMB (Thing Going Around In My Brain): I wish, I never had this phone, or the car and I wish I nev...