Saturday, November 1, 2008

Lessons from Raj Thackeray

This was a really good chain mail I got and it discusses about the lessons you should learn(rather not) from Raj Thackeray. Thanks Nishu, for forwarding this email.

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by
doing more...

We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study
harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of
the school
Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and
staff changed to local men
All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent
back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as
they belong to north (Himalayas)
Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because
that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should
it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and
injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and
Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us?
We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of
the world
Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas.
James Bond should speak Marathi
We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price
but should not accept imports from other states
We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because
all machinery comes from outside
We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by
Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever
stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's

You forward many mails cracking jokes on our country and people but if
you are a citizen of our Country first and then of your state and
think what MNS is doing is wrong and should be STOPPED, Plz keep
forwarding this mail.